Sunday, March 28, 2004
The PACK!
Cherry and I have made a pack. If we are both single by the age of 30 we are going to have sex on a plane and then go skydiving.
Oishi and I have made a pack. If we are both single at 35 we are getting married and having our honeymoon in Turkey!
No further packs necessary!
Oishi and I have made a pack. If we are both single at 35 we are getting married and having our honeymoon in Turkey!
No further packs necessary!
HOT 30 POOL PARTY / CHERRY SCREWED US OVER AGAIN!
Labrats Pool party!
Where do I even start? 2day fm's pool party that oishi, cherry and I rocked up to. It was one incident over another screw. As we rocked up to this event we realised it was free food and drinks and yes we had KFC before we went to the party. Many faces and people were discovered at this pool party including Gaby the pool bitch, mercury 4 (Some new aussie band that we took pics with), Bec cartright from home and away, the new hot 30 host Alex, the 2 gay guys in front of cherry and most importantly the mother of the daughter who won shannon noll - which we will come back to shortly!
The LAY!
Both oishi and cherry wanted a lay. As there was no lays left, oishi seduced labby into giving her a lay. Well they do go back a long way after oishi held labbys stick at megamart last year. Labby agreed to give oishi a lay. Cherry got excited and wanted a lay too. So she asked labby for a lay too. Labby told her if she wants a lay to come back in 2hrs. Cherry never got a lay off labby but oishi got a lay all right!!
The Shannon NOLL screw! / Cherry's biggest screw 2004
While Oishi and I were busy trying to get a picture with Bec cartright, Cherry was in a queue with 2 gay guys and this old woman during to get their portrait done. Cherry managed to swing a conversation with this woman. Apparently this womans daughter won the shannon noll competition on 2day fm. Shannon noll was going around to their house for dinner. Cherry immediately asked the woman "Do you have to cook?" The woman told her it was all catered for but they were thinking of having a bbq cuz alot of people were coming. The woman practically invited cherry over to meet shannon noll and cherry did not inform us of this. What type of a sicko screws us over like this. We had the chance of meeting shannon noll and cherry totally screwed us over. Then she had the nerve to rub it in our face on the way home. I mean its bad enough that she got all this info but we had no lead to use. Cherry this has been ur biggest screw for 2004!!!
Where do I even start? 2day fm's pool party that oishi, cherry and I rocked up to. It was one incident over another screw. As we rocked up to this event we realised it was free food and drinks and yes we had KFC before we went to the party. Many faces and people were discovered at this pool party including Gaby the pool bitch, mercury 4 (Some new aussie band that we took pics with), Bec cartright from home and away, the new hot 30 host Alex, the 2 gay guys in front of cherry and most importantly the mother of the daughter who won shannon noll - which we will come back to shortly!
The LAY!
Both oishi and cherry wanted a lay. As there was no lays left, oishi seduced labby into giving her a lay. Well they do go back a long way after oishi held labbys stick at megamart last year. Labby agreed to give oishi a lay. Cherry got excited and wanted a lay too. So she asked labby for a lay too. Labby told her if she wants a lay to come back in 2hrs. Cherry never got a lay off labby but oishi got a lay all right!!
The Shannon NOLL screw! / Cherry's biggest screw 2004
While Oishi and I were busy trying to get a picture with Bec cartright, Cherry was in a queue with 2 gay guys and this old woman during to get their portrait done. Cherry managed to swing a conversation with this woman. Apparently this womans daughter won the shannon noll competition on 2day fm. Shannon noll was going around to their house for dinner. Cherry immediately asked the woman "Do you have to cook?" The woman told her it was all catered for but they were thinking of having a bbq cuz alot of people were coming. The woman practically invited cherry over to meet shannon noll and cherry did not inform us of this. What type of a sicko screws us over like this. We had the chance of meeting shannon noll and cherry totally screwed us over. Then she had the nerve to rub it in our face on the way home. I mean its bad enough that she got all this info but we had no lead to use. Cherry this has been ur biggest screw for 2004!!!
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
The Greek Bitch at ENRIQUE's STALKING session
Get out of my way slutface!
You never know when its coming or what kind of freaks you will run into. If its not Barbara, its a greek bitch trying to push her way to the front. As usual I dumped the news to oishi on the last minute that we should stalk ENRIQUE. What would we do without how last minute adventures and thrills. As we headed to meet ENRIQUE we were unaware of what was about to occur. We got there in time to get a front row seat in front of the prison bars. As we waited the crowd sweeped in after the concert. Matt having no previous stalking experience failed dramatically. He lost his spot to a greek bitch. The greek bitch had her sister in law with her who asked me if she can push her way in between us. I said no cuz we already let her friend in. The greek bitch got all upset and started to moan and groan on how she asked me nicely. Well if your reading this you insignificant piece of shit SUCKED IN. I wouldnt let you in front on any basis.
As Enrique arrived, oishi did her thing and got my program signed. Matt pushed himself hard against oishi claiming that he was protecting her. I think at one stage oishi hit her head against the bars. My arm was caught in one bar while my leg was caught in between the others. It was at Enrique that Matt proposed marriage to oishi. Disgusted with this thought she rejected him.
This event reminded me of the thrill and joins of stalking. Must do again soon!
You never know when its coming or what kind of freaks you will run into. If its not Barbara, its a greek bitch trying to push her way to the front. As usual I dumped the news to oishi on the last minute that we should stalk ENRIQUE. What would we do without how last minute adventures and thrills. As we headed to meet ENRIQUE we were unaware of what was about to occur. We got there in time to get a front row seat in front of the prison bars. As we waited the crowd sweeped in after the concert. Matt having no previous stalking experience failed dramatically. He lost his spot to a greek bitch. The greek bitch had her sister in law with her who asked me if she can push her way in between us. I said no cuz we already let her friend in. The greek bitch got all upset and started to moan and groan on how she asked me nicely. Well if your reading this you insignificant piece of shit SUCKED IN. I wouldnt let you in front on any basis.
As Enrique arrived, oishi did her thing and got my program signed. Matt pushed himself hard against oishi claiming that he was protecting her. I think at one stage oishi hit her head against the bars. My arm was caught in one bar while my leg was caught in between the others. It was at Enrique that Matt proposed marriage to oishi. Disgusted with this thought she rejected him.
This event reminded me of the thrill and joins of stalking. Must do again soon!
Cherry Banger and the phone calls!
The call from Hell
The indecent proposal took a dramatic turn last night at Pizza hut. The all you can eat salad and pizza bar will never be the same. As Matt dug himself into a hole by distributing oishi's number to her stalkers the forks were ready to battle it out across the pasta bar.
As Matt requested to speak to his "Cherry banger", still havent worked out why his calling her cherry banger but apparently he thought that cherry and the cocopops bomb meant that she had .......!
Moving right along, Matt asked the question whether she would go out to dinner with him, abusively she rejected. Matt pulled himself together and insisted to call Vicky! According to Matt Vicky is the nicest one out of the group......however she promised that she would get back to him in 2years.
Desperate times call desperate measures. Matt decided he had to contact Paul for a date. Unfortunately this bombed out as Paul's phone was switched off but hey stranger things could of happen.
The last but not least Mey was on the phone. As Matt insisted for a date, she was his only last hope. If mey was to go on a date with him oishi would recieve 2 free MP3 players and I would get a digital camera. Damn you Mey couldnt you have gone on the date for us! According to mey she doesnt like being second best. Only if she knew she was the 4th best. Oh yeh and Matt realised that Paul was before Mey's call. His alittle confused.
This later lead into further indecent proposals at the stalking of ENRIQUE! Still more to come when news breaks first on Insane!
The indecent proposal took a dramatic turn last night at Pizza hut. The all you can eat salad and pizza bar will never be the same. As Matt dug himself into a hole by distributing oishi's number to her stalkers the forks were ready to battle it out across the pasta bar.
As Matt requested to speak to his "Cherry banger", still havent worked out why his calling her cherry banger but apparently he thought that cherry and the cocopops bomb meant that she had .......!
Moving right along, Matt asked the question whether she would go out to dinner with him, abusively she rejected. Matt pulled himself together and insisted to call Vicky! According to Matt Vicky is the nicest one out of the group......however she promised that she would get back to him in 2years.
Desperate times call desperate measures. Matt decided he had to contact Paul for a date. Unfortunately this bombed out as Paul's phone was switched off but hey stranger things could of happen.
The last but not least Mey was on the phone. As Matt insisted for a date, she was his only last hope. If mey was to go on a date with him oishi would recieve 2 free MP3 players and I would get a digital camera. Damn you Mey couldnt you have gone on the date for us! According to mey she doesnt like being second best. Only if she knew she was the 4th best. Oh yeh and Matt realised that Paul was before Mey's call. His alittle confused.
This later lead into further indecent proposals at the stalking of ENRIQUE! Still more to come when news breaks first on Insane!
Friday, March 12, 2004
The Bed Race
First with news
This weekend Merrylands is having a festival. They are closing off merrylands rd and organising a bed race. Thats right folks, the street wil be closed off and hospital beds will be lined up to race one another. To catch this event head down between 9am - 10am. First hospital bed to cross the finish line without crashing wins! How do i enter?
This weekend Merrylands is having a festival. They are closing off merrylands rd and organising a bed race. Thats right folks, the street wil be closed off and hospital beds will be lined up to race one another. To catch this event head down between 9am - 10am. First hospital bed to cross the finish line without crashing wins! How do i enter?
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
Indecent Proposal 2
First with News...
Just when you thought the biggest Indecent proposal was made, a bigger one is ready to shake all you insane addicts. In recent news, Matt is confused on who he wants as a date. Matt is quoted saying " I can't decide if I want that krispy kreme Mey or that apple pie declious Big toe or my cookie Vicki"! To help Matt decide what he wants he is putting forward an indecent proposal 2! He wants to take all 3 sexii ladies out to dinner. He wants to wine and dine them and see who will get drunk first. Im still yet to understand why he wants to know who will get drunk first but apparently according to Matt when ur drunk great dinner conversation arises. So ladies will you accept this triple date and escort Matt to a seafood resturant???
Just when you thought the biggest Indecent proposal was made, a bigger one is ready to shake all you insane addicts. In recent news, Matt is confused on who he wants as a date. Matt is quoted saying " I can't decide if I want that krispy kreme Mey or that apple pie declious Big toe or my cookie Vicki"! To help Matt decide what he wants he is putting forward an indecent proposal 2! He wants to take all 3 sexii ladies out to dinner. He wants to wine and dine them and see who will get drunk first. Im still yet to understand why he wants to know who will get drunk first but apparently according to Matt when ur drunk great dinner conversation arises. So ladies will you accept this triple date and escort Matt to a seafood resturant???
Cool Bananas 2004
Don't Get Mad - Get Filming
Recent news reveals that entries are now open for the COOL BANANAS 2004 Film festival. You've guess it people, we need to start filming. The short films must contain a banana and the phrase "Don't get mad..."
They can be filmed in any genre, but must be less than 10mins long. Organisers have introduced a commerical category for the 2004 Festival. A 30 second commerical about bananas.
We need to start brainstorming people. I want ideas and more ideas otherwise we will need to do a 30 second ad taken from HI with Cherry running around with cocopops bombs, stolen kidneys and wrapped up handsaw. The moral of the Ad - Don't get mad - Get a banana! hehe
Recent news reveals that entries are now open for the COOL BANANAS 2004 Film festival. You've guess it people, we need to start filming. The short films must contain a banana and the phrase "Don't get mad..."
They can be filmed in any genre, but must be less than 10mins long. Organisers have introduced a commerical category for the 2004 Festival. A 30 second commerical about bananas.
We need to start brainstorming people. I want ideas and more ideas otherwise we will need to do a 30 second ad taken from HI with Cherry running around with cocopops bombs, stolen kidneys and wrapped up handsaw. The moral of the Ad - Don't get mad - Get a banana! hehe
Monday, March 08, 2004
Suspicion of Trafficking in Brasil
When News Breaks...
Recent news brings the adventures of our very own HI star Josh. Josh has left Sydney once again to pursue a lifetime of travel. In recent events it shows that yes HI has screwed him up. LoL The following extract was taken from a current email from Josh. We all miss you JOsh but ur a laugh!
The Email
1 - So far I have managed to be held in custody ...
(TEMPORARILY - mom) ... under suspicion of trafficking
drugs into a little island off the coast of Brasil.
So after undergoing a scrupulous examination of all my
sordid crap, and probably only JUST before narrowly
avoiding an extremely unhygenic cavity check, I
volunteered in very broken Portugese that yes of
course Brasil has the best futebol team in the world.
Moments later handhsakes were exchanged, I was set
free. Naturally.
Recent news brings the adventures of our very own HI star Josh. Josh has left Sydney once again to pursue a lifetime of travel. In recent events it shows that yes HI has screwed him up. LoL The following extract was taken from a current email from Josh. We all miss you JOsh but ur a laugh!
The Email
1 - So far I have managed to be held in custody ...
(TEMPORARILY - mom) ... under suspicion of trafficking
drugs into a little island off the coast of Brasil.
So after undergoing a scrupulous examination of all my
sordid crap, and probably only JUST before narrowly
avoiding an extremely unhygenic cavity check, I
volunteered in very broken Portugese that yes of
course Brasil has the best futebol team in the world.
Moments later handhsakes were exchanged, I was set
free. Naturally.
Thursday, March 04, 2004
Indecent Proposal
When news breaks.......
Well its official. The entire office at Acer computers in homebush is talking about Cherry's Big toe. The big toe which is being the centre of gossip within the building has developed into a bet. After Matt was quoted saying " Omg I just wanna suck on it, Its like a dummy for a baby", the office is up in arms. The office workers have placed Matt on a deadline. He has until April to take that Big toe out to dinner. Apparently if the big toe accepts the indecent proposal, the work mates will pay for a full course seafood dinner at any resturant the big toe requests. The question remains will the big toe swing into a seafood resturant near you ... ?
Well its official. The entire office at Acer computers in homebush is talking about Cherry's Big toe. The big toe which is being the centre of gossip within the building has developed into a bet. After Matt was quoted saying " Omg I just wanna suck on it, Its like a dummy for a baby", the office is up in arms. The office workers have placed Matt on a deadline. He has until April to take that Big toe out to dinner. Apparently if the big toe accepts the indecent proposal, the work mates will pay for a full course seafood dinner at any resturant the big toe requests. The question remains will the big toe swing into a seafood resturant near you ... ?
