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Wednesday, August 20, 2003


The Other Side 

Our first time

As I have repeated several times this was a very important snap game. Your tits were in the way so you coped the slap (note not a punch) in the face!

Olympics

Samantha Reliey : I was in shock. I was amazed that she was standing next to me. who bloody told you to stick your nose into that stupid map of the IBC. For crying out loud how difficult was finding your way around there. You spent all day running from one street to another looking for ridiculous pins.

Tatijana - Tatijana? or Coffee? Rule number one in stalking never keep your eyes off the job for a second. Snooze you lose! The coffee you got you split all over the IBC carpet and Ernie dingo nearly tripped over it.

Ernie Dingo: You asked me to go into channel seven toilets and take a photo of Ernie dingo peeing. What the F***!

The Fire Engine: You made the guy on the fire engine jump off his little truck so I can get on there to take a photo of me looking like a complete idiot so I can send to my cousins in turkey!

The Psycho Pin collection :After all the bloody fuss you made about thoses pins they ended up in some back alley shed of yours. You screwed Bruce by exchanging a fake pin with him, a cop got attacked by some malaysian guy, The cow caused an incident at the greek tv channel and we got kicked out!

The Bomb In winnie the pooh!: You caused an incident on your 20th bday by telling everyone at the security entrance that you had a bloody bomb in ur winnie the pooh bear. Im suprised we didnt get arressted.

The Lunch Pass: You made me lie to get Alan a lunch pass. The woman thought i was on some kind of drugs cause i didnt remember whether if I got a lunch pass or not.

Dont tell her about the water: What the hell?

The sleepout with Gus' sugar: You made us camp outside all night so gus can suck on packets of sugar and whats her name sonia or monica kept taking modelling shots of her self with the homebush background. Later she sold the photo to that olympic magazine.

Post Olympic insane book collection: After the insaneness of collecting thoses books you through them in some dusty old cupboard~

HIM

Who told you to seduce my best friend. It was bad enough he got preethi pregnant......

Turkish Ball

Im sure you can turn that $50 piece of pink material into some bellydancing outfit. If not im sure it will go well with elvis bed collection.....

Turkish dance party: You were off your head screaming lets get my drinks before the bar closes. The bar closed we still got drinks hehehe

Moulin Rouge Premier

I had lack of camera control thanx to you guys jumping on the fence and elvis screwing up the operation with the cow there. You got Kimberley cooper to sign my buffy picture. What part of she's not buffy dont you get !

Post Moulin Rouge

Who told you to get your tits on camera!

Father's day: Your the one who dragged me to Auburn to see Jemma, By the time I got there you had already taken 15 shots with her and autographed half the store.

Hidden Intentions (HI): I had a normal script until you edited it! In btw I still have the orginal HI piece. May it rest in peace! Amen!

Ur 21st:: This was an accident waiting to happen.

Post grad: You dragged me to this evening session thing where we met Lamby lamb chops!

Film Production: You thought Pete was cute! The porn maker was weird. Judy and gang did assignment one. All we had to do was act. Brent chase doesnt act and talk like you. You took the entire film course down. Cuz of you I had to transfer to digital media!~ heheh


Scriptwriting: You gave the old guy a heart attack while u read that insane script of yours with the psycho father. You sent the guy to the grave and kirsty out of acting. The professional actor had to retire cuz Lesley thought you were better than her.

The pregant woman - Shy bank teller turned into psycho bitch slapping woman


Im sleepy! Thats enough for one night



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