The total Screws revealed!

#1 Tatjana -

E: Who told u to get bloody coffee in the middle of stalking! This is totally ur fault. U spilt half the coffee everywhere!

L- u shoulda called me instead of running off and leaving me behind

#2 Sam riley -

E- I was in shock! i was standing behind u,
L - all u needed to dow as turn around and pat me

#3 Buffy M.Rouge Premiere–

E- your camera sux - Elvis took the photos. Besides I was excited when I saw buffy! -
L - i am talking about ur blurry ass fotos! who took them didnt matter. The fotos elvis took on ur camera got the whole face. u just cant see it cos tis blurry!

#4 Pagewood -

E- It was ur 1 year anniverisary. something had to happen! -
L - u took me to a restaurant where they served u water with cigarette butts in it

#5 Homebush celebrity stalking -

E - Bill gave the wrong info. Not my fault -
L - i TOLD you again and again AND AGAIN to call up bill and confirm. u go, i know its there! not going to call him! i'll call him when we get there! WELL WE NEVER GOT THERE

#6 Film production -

E - U were excited about joining FP -
L - i had a better class to do. something that would be useful instead of film bloody production

#7 script writing -

E - Not my fault u killed the old guy! -
L - u wasted my wednesdays when i could have been doing something more productive

#8 making me act in paris -

E- U were the perfect person for the role -
L - i told u i didnt want to do it. but u told lesley i'm in it so i had no choice DID I?

#9 because of paris, guy wants me to act -

E - U made a huge impression ! -
L - HELLO??? WRONG IMPRESSION?!

#10 I have no exam results -

E - This is totally pete not me -
L - if u didnt get me to do FP, i wouldnt have to pay $300 upfront which i DO NOT HAVE! i should make u pay for it

#11 the class spent an hour discussing me -

E - Who told u to be so good as an actor -
L - who told u to sign me up to all these different movies?

#12 HI -

E - Hey half the script came from u! -
L - There would be no script if u didnt come up with the idea to chuck a bunch of morons together and get them to act

#13 Introducing me to elvis -

E - I never said go out with him did I? -
L - u never said hes a sex pervert!

#14 not warning me about elvis -

E - U can judge for urself -
L - u were his best friend! uno more stuff about him then anyone else

#15 Putt putt with gus -

E - I told u I wasnt going! -
L - u said u were gonna go and that i should meet u in auburn. IF u cant, then u'll msg me. I said to u that in 30mins time u r going to msg me and say ur not going. you said thats not true! ur serious about going!

#15 making me miss the 5dock gym offer -

E - u dont need me to join! Not that u go to the gym anyway -
L - i was going to join! u were supposed to come with me and we were going to play squash together and so i can join that day. u made me go investigate at domaynes with u!

UPDATE: #15a - because of that, we discovered HEYHEY and all the kebab routine is screwed now!

#16 making me go to redfern then go back to townhall for a movie that we didn’t watch and making me miss hey hey for maccas -

E - This was totally freds idea -
L - u have no ideas of ur own?! u couldnt have told her that ur not going to the city?

#17 Slapping me during the Olympics -

E - It was a very important snap game -
L - u had a freakin ring on ur hand.and u lsot that game anyway cos u suck at snap!!

#18 making me sign up for SUDS -

E - I still dont have my card -
L - u were supposed to MANY times to pick up our cards cos u had to go in to uni anyway for class!

#19 making sign up to the film soc -

E - We should go watch a film after all the money -
L - i told u i wasnt going to do any of the activities yet u made me sign up! hell u even signed up for me!

#20 Wings course -

E - It was supposed to be good. How was I suppose to no the guy was an alcoholic druggie -
L - i told u it was gonna suck and that we know all that crap and that we should leave early! but u wanted to stay longer and ended up making me eat at stanmore maccas!

#21 Turkish dance party -

E - This will be a night u will always remember. U should thank me
L - i got puked on, i had to catch a taxi home when SOMEONE (you) said i dun need to drive cos u'll give me a lift. i spent over $100 on drinks that nite despite the fact that u go all the drinks there r cheap! its cheaper at citylive!

#22 Turkish ball -

E - the tickets said "FORMAL"
L - yeh well YOU know how turks interpret "formal" but u never said anything. u guaranteed that its formal and i spent $50 on a piece of material

#23 making me wait for u to get off work resulting in me spending $100+ on clothes

E - I never said spend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L - i told u i would but u still got me to stay!

#24 - 1 1/2hrs late for my birthday

E - newsflash -WOG TIME!
L - wogtime is an hour! u were 1 1/2 hrs

#25 ur birthday party was supposed to be a masquerade party – no one wore a mask

E - People had masksssssssssssss
L - BUT IT WAS EITHER IN THE CAR OR UNDER THE TABLE! NO ONE WORE IT! and only like 10 ppl had masks at ur party and 8 of them were on our table!

#26 MAKING me get a mask

E - IT was a nice mask
L - it cost me $$

#27 “Clubbing” at ur 29th birthday never happened

E - My 29th isnt here yet
L - its 20th bday and we stood outside the clubs. AGAIN

#28 going to Daintree with Elvis and naz and fred when there was only 3 ppl in the club

E - Ur the club freak- It was ur idea
L - i said cave! noOoOoOoOooOooo, had to go daintree where there was no one!

#29 Macedonian night

E - U got a free cd
L - i told u i would stand out like anything and u go "no u wont!"

#30 Telling everyone the bulldog incident

E - U wanted to go! U made me go then u got a cock smack bang in ur face LOL
L - doesnt mean u hafta to sit in the car for 1/2hr after calling everyone uno and telling them!

#31 Taking fotos of the TV screen at rumba instead of taking fotos of the person

E - Well it wasnt like i was going to get any closer
L - and taking a photo of a tv screen really shows that u went to rumba! i coulda saved that film for other stalking incidents

#32 Not telling me people was walking by when I was filming with shad in the graffiti tunnel

E - Shad enjoyed it!
L - ppl saw it!

#33 Getting me to sneak out of the house and go to auburn at 1am to go celebrate turkey losing when everyone had gone home

E - U should have came 2 hrs earlier!
L - u should've called earlier!!!

#34 going to Anastasia without me

E - U were having sex with rumpy
L - i woulda ditched him or dragged him along!

#35 rubbing the photos in my face after

E - I was sharing
L - u an inconsiderate prick

#36 rubbing holly valances fotos in my face after

E - Sharing is caring
L - wait. your an inconsiderate SMALL prick

#37 supposed to find out and sign up for French/Italian/Spanish

E- Ur working
L - like thats ever stopped me b4!? hello? its casual? holiday whenever i want?

#38 not waiting for kylie after the concert

E - U wanted to leave! It was ur idea and Christine was cold
L - u guys were complaining that ur freezing! and u had a jacket!

#39 telling me to go watch movie with Andrew. When I agree, you tell me I have to go woop woop

E- Why do I have to come out always. U should at least meet half way
L - half way is auburn, not in woop woop where ppl pee and cum all over ur stuff

#40 going on irc and making shit up about me

E - Please u had no reputation
L - yeh well now all my other fuck buddies r jealous and they know i got otheres besides them!

#41 getting me to wait in madsen on a Friday nite with the woman calling me sad

E - Well u should have came late LOL
L - i'm not lazy and tardy and inconsiderate like some people

#42 people at the auburn reception think I am Turkish

E - get a facelift my god!
L - get the turks to have their eyes examined! excess kebab consumption can have detrimental effects on ur eye sight!