I don't even know where to begin......

Your current record for causing an incident is ridiculous. You came to pick me up at my place. Before you even got to my place, you randomly beeped some poor girl on the street, scared the hell out of her and made her piss bolt across the street and jump into her car!!! She's been traumatised cos of you.......

We watched undead. So obviously, we needed some "snacks". HE eats an entire container of nutella in the cinemas with a spoon that took me 15mins to hunt down at broadway. Bit hard to find a spoon when all the stores are closed, but i managed. He decides to drink 1L of coke whilst eating the container of nutella. Movie is over, he starts ranting and raving like a lunatic. We pulled by the side of the road so he laugh. Its dangerous when you are laughing so hard, you start swerving on the road. That will teach you to have os much sugar.

Oh and btw, tonite you said, and i quote "That's it! i'm going to have sex at your birthday party just for spite!!!". o_O Anyway, you can try. I'll probably stab you with a fork though.