Wanted: Projectile Vomiter

Anyone who has any idea in regards to who vomited in Enver's Kitchen AND
Laundry sink are asked to come forward and offer information. The crime took
place between 11:30pm-2am. Anyone with information are asked to come
forward, you will NOT be prosecuted and you WILL remain anonymous.

A reward of fresh baked Baklava will be given to anyone with information to
prosecute the offender.

A free tray of pastry will be offered as a reward to anyone who has PICTURES of
the culprit. (Two trays if it is an action shot)

To the VOMITER:

You have 48hours to give yourself in. After the 48hours have passed, we will be
reviewing all photos and videotapes and YOU WILL BE CAUGHT. If you give
yourself up, it will only be punishment by torture. If we have to catch you by
reviewing the tapes, do be aware that any images and footage we have will be
broadcasted on the Internet at the following website:

http://www.who-vomited-in-my-sink.com.au

By the way, WHAT TYPE OF SICK PERSON VOMITS IN THE LAUNDRY SINK
WHEN THERES A TOILET A VOMIT’S DISTANCE AWAY!?