Sunday, December 28, 2003
The year of the VOMIT!
Vomit's Away.........
It has been cursed as the "Year of the Vomit". Its been one vomit incident after another. All thoses sick vomiters have come out of their shells to show their skills. Oishiii's cursed the year with vomit. It all started back in April when I was at a family friends wedding. This old guy sitting at our table had too much johnny and vomitted all over the table, salads and food. To assist him recover they made him turkish coffee. After clearing up the table, the old guy drank his turkish coffee. Then what do we see? As the old guy goes to get up he knocks over his turkish coffee and vomits out black coffee all over the table again, turns around and knocks the waiter over who is holding a tray of wine glasses. Welcome to the vomit incidents. Just when we thought this was it little did we know there was still plenty of vomit to follow.
My 23rd party slash lets get drunk party spiced up the incidents for the year as some inconsiderate some of a "gotveren" decided to vomit all over my sink. What type of a sick person comes into my house and vomits in my sink when fred's dead animal was sitting on the kitchen bench. I personally do not understand theses vomitters. They have the perfect place to do it in yet again they insist that my sink is better. And yes Matthew we have footage, we know its u!!!!!!!!!!!!
This all comes back to oishiii and her punch! The punch which screwed up half the non alcoholics. Tugcen who never drinks was totally smashed on the punch and for fucks sake the punch was good!!!!!!! Which sick person could knock back the punch!
The christmas party from hell!
Once again this involves champange which screwed everyone up! Due to oishiii's pouring champange in everyone's glasses around the office mey was totally drunk and smashed. Following this drunkness she was tripping over the footpath screaming her head off " I want Lily's PUSSAY". And yes for fucks sake I did encourage her to lick Lily's tits. But who can blame me. Why wouldnt anyone want to see this. After 45mins we finally made it to the train station where we caught a train to burwood. This is where mey successfully outputted some of her vomit into her "Review" bag. Yes the review bag! What type of a sick person vomits in a review bag. After this ridiculous incident we arrived in burwood where our shopping plan was thrown away. Mey was stranded smack bang in the middle of the shopping centre with vomit dripping down her lips. Seeing as no one would pick her up I had to take control and drive her home. And thanx mey for the vomit u projected in my car. I no longer have seat covers!!!
It had to happen!
Good things come in 3's. I had my 3 vomit incidents but we all knew that it was time that fred suffered with us. The grad party spiced things up when fred's sister got totally smashed and vomitted on her through out the night. This was one vomit incident that should have been caught on film.
With 4 days to go to 2004 Im sure the vomit streak will fade out....... Goodbye the year of VOMIT!
It has been cursed as the "Year of the Vomit". Its been one vomit incident after another. All thoses sick vomiters have come out of their shells to show their skills. Oishiii's cursed the year with vomit. It all started back in April when I was at a family friends wedding. This old guy sitting at our table had too much johnny and vomitted all over the table, salads and food. To assist him recover they made him turkish coffee. After clearing up the table, the old guy drank his turkish coffee. Then what do we see? As the old guy goes to get up he knocks over his turkish coffee and vomits out black coffee all over the table again, turns around and knocks the waiter over who is holding a tray of wine glasses. Welcome to the vomit incidents. Just when we thought this was it little did we know there was still plenty of vomit to follow.
My 23rd party slash lets get drunk party spiced up the incidents for the year as some inconsiderate some of a "gotveren" decided to vomit all over my sink. What type of a sick person comes into my house and vomits in my sink when fred's dead animal was sitting on the kitchen bench. I personally do not understand theses vomitters. They have the perfect place to do it in yet again they insist that my sink is better. And yes Matthew we have footage, we know its u!!!!!!!!!!!!
This all comes back to oishiii and her punch! The punch which screwed up half the non alcoholics. Tugcen who never drinks was totally smashed on the punch and for fucks sake the punch was good!!!!!!! Which sick person could knock back the punch!
The christmas party from hell!
Once again this involves champange which screwed everyone up! Due to oishiii's pouring champange in everyone's glasses around the office mey was totally drunk and smashed. Following this drunkness she was tripping over the footpath screaming her head off " I want Lily's PUSSAY". And yes for fucks sake I did encourage her to lick Lily's tits. But who can blame me. Why wouldnt anyone want to see this. After 45mins we finally made it to the train station where we caught a train to burwood. This is where mey successfully outputted some of her vomit into her "Review" bag. Yes the review bag! What type of a sick person vomits in a review bag. After this ridiculous incident we arrived in burwood where our shopping plan was thrown away. Mey was stranded smack bang in the middle of the shopping centre with vomit dripping down her lips. Seeing as no one would pick her up I had to take control and drive her home. And thanx mey for the vomit u projected in my car. I no longer have seat covers!!!
It had to happen!
Good things come in 3's. I had my 3 vomit incidents but we all knew that it was time that fred suffered with us. The grad party spiced things up when fred's sister got totally smashed and vomitted on her through out the night. This was one vomit incident that should have been caught on film.
With 4 days to go to 2004 Im sure the vomit streak will fade out....... Goodbye the year of VOMIT!
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