This is the email that i got from Moishii that caused him to laugh uncontrollably for 6 hours by himself. He then proceeded to laugh himself to sleep:

"OMG! I was thinking we should put together Christine a gift basket. We can buy a raw fish, cut it open, stuff some kidneys in there. Buy a cocopops box, empty it out and put some vomit in there. You can make her a card. We can get a dead bird, slice its head off and put it on the card for some interactive fun. Then we can plant the rest of the body in the basket somewhere. We should buy a cow's tongue - im pretty sure they sell it at the butchers. We can add that to the package as well. Then we can sprinkle some coffee beans. What do u think? Plus u can bake ur kidney cake and we can put that in there. I think we should add a cucumber and a vibrator as well. Plus some handcuffs drained in kidney blood."

And THIS is the email i sent him that sparked the whole dead bird thing:

"One day your going to go to the postbox and find a kidney instead of the letters! Maybe we should do that to christine. Omg! If christine ever gets married, instead of throwing confetti, we throw diced up kidneys! And we'll decorate her car with intestines instead of ribbons and bows! We'll get her a flower bouquet made of the hair of her victim and she can wear a wedding dress made out of cow skin! With the nuts still attached!"