Monday, May 10, 2004
Introducing our SICK workmates!
The Tantrum thrower
Oishi decides to take a day off work when she was supposed to be working off site. She gets me to call the tantrum thrower to tell her that she won't be coming in today. So at 8:15am I call her and explain that oishi is sick. The girl not mentioning any names Nat throws a big tantrum. She practically tells me off cuz she doesnt know who to see or what to do without oishi there. So for the next 20mins I try tracking people down to try and work out who the tantrum thrower needs to report to. Being unsuccessful I call her back and she throws a second tantrum and tells me she's coming to the office and hangs up.
She strolls into work and sits at her computer and starts surfing the net. Has her coffee and waffle and then they ask her to go off site again. She gets up throws another tantrum and walks out of the office.
When I tell oishi, all she says to me is "Why don't you put a kidney in her pigeonhole for me". Like for FFS what type of office worker goes around putting kidneys and organs in someones pigeon hole.
Mr Attitude
Mr attitude calls up and informs me that he locked himself in at home and is stressing that if a fire breaks out that he can't escape. I inform the other workers that somehow he locked himself in. All they can say is "he's always losing the keys to his handcuffs..." he just wants to be rescued by the firemen!!!
The Messy Office break-up
Oishi was on holidays and the office was up in arms. People were arguing on where to send her and which project to keep her on. During oishi's break up, attitude's bf swings into the office nearly knocking one of the staff members over. Runs upstairs and demands his mobile phone back. Grabs it, has words with attitude and storms out of the office.
Mr "Few loose Screws"
Oishi gets sent out again. While she's out of the office some inconsiderate prick parks his car behind one of our staff members and parks him in, in our work car park. So he tries to reverse his car out and scratches another workmates car. Finally everyone is standing outside watching as he calls for the car to be towed away.
Lizzie -The Desperate Deporter
Were sitting at a italian resturant and she claims she wants to be deported so that she gets a free airfare. To add to this she says "I haven't slept with anyone in the company, Im quite disappointed". hmmmm....
Oishi decides to take a day off work when she was supposed to be working off site. She gets me to call the tantrum thrower to tell her that she won't be coming in today. So at 8:15am I call her and explain that oishi is sick. The girl not mentioning any names Nat throws a big tantrum. She practically tells me off cuz she doesnt know who to see or what to do without oishi there. So for the next 20mins I try tracking people down to try and work out who the tantrum thrower needs to report to. Being unsuccessful I call her back and she throws a second tantrum and tells me she's coming to the office and hangs up.
She strolls into work and sits at her computer and starts surfing the net. Has her coffee and waffle and then they ask her to go off site again. She gets up throws another tantrum and walks out of the office.
When I tell oishi, all she says to me is "Why don't you put a kidney in her pigeonhole for me". Like for FFS what type of office worker goes around putting kidneys and organs in someones pigeon hole.
Mr Attitude
Mr attitude calls up and informs me that he locked himself in at home and is stressing that if a fire breaks out that he can't escape. I inform the other workers that somehow he locked himself in. All they can say is "he's always losing the keys to his handcuffs..." he just wants to be rescued by the firemen!!!
The Messy Office break-up
Oishi was on holidays and the office was up in arms. People were arguing on where to send her and which project to keep her on. During oishi's break up, attitude's bf swings into the office nearly knocking one of the staff members over. Runs upstairs and demands his mobile phone back. Grabs it, has words with attitude and storms out of the office.
Mr "Few loose Screws"
Oishi gets sent out again. While she's out of the office some inconsiderate prick parks his car behind one of our staff members and parks him in, in our work car park. So he tries to reverse his car out and scratches another workmates car. Finally everyone is standing outside watching as he calls for the car to be towed away.
Lizzie -The Desperate Deporter
Were sitting at a italian resturant and she claims she wants to be deported so that she gets a free airfare. To add to this she says "I haven't slept with anyone in the company, Im quite disappointed". hmmmm....
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