It was our workmates farewell dinner last night. After having drinks at the office, we went to the pub for more drinks. After everyone got pissed (Bar tab) we decided to head off to the restaurant and have more drinks whilst waiting for food. Food came, speeches were made, stories were told (Previously xmas party activities include pinching a coin with your butt cheeks and keeping it in your crack whilst hopping across the room to drop it into a an empty glass) and presented our parting gifts. One of which was an umbrella we all signed as a farewell "card". As we were walking back to the office feeling all drunk and full, I hear our workmates bagging out Gloria Jeans. So I went "Are they bitching about Gloria Jeans? What's wrong with Gloria Jeans? They got good coffee!". My workmate then walked up behind me and SPANKED me multiple times with the god damn umbrella! Not tap, not wacked, but SPANKED MY FRIGGIN ARSE!!! All the time yelling "You naughty naughty girl!!". He then proceeded to call me a "girl loving child peadophile" because I like their coffee! LIKE WTF?!