Oishi wants to go to a turkish bath in Istanbul. This is what is bound to happen when she goes:

She's going to be rubbed and cleaned by a 70 year old woman who has sagging tits. While rubbing her she will experience a heart attack and kill the old woman. We will both be arrested smack bang in the middle of the baths naked. We will both be taken into custory for the death of a 70 year old woman cuz you exposed her tits to her and she rubbed them. Your tits are killing people now. We can't even call Cherry for bail cuz it's an international call. We can try and call Josh but his probably half drunk at mykonos without us.

We will be questioned in court as to how this occured. You will have green tea before the court case and laugh ur head off at the judge that you killed this innocent 70 year old bag. We will both be sentence to prison for using ur tits as weapons and me being involved some how. Its bound to happen.