Monday, October 18, 2004
The welcome back screw that didn't happen
I emailed the blacklisted one giving him the options to get himself unblacklisted. However, the ungrateful bitch ignored my emails and therefore remains blacklisted. You had your chance and you screwed up! If you had followed my email, you would be unblacklisted right now and lost whilst trying to find your way to the hunter bar. But nOOOoOoOoOOOoo YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THE SCREW! SO SCREW YOU!
Email #1:
If you want to be unblacklisted, these are the following conditions:
On Wednesday 13th October, you must put up wanted posters of Enver on his street and his front door. The posters must have a picture of him as well as the reason as to why he is a wanted criminal. I'm thinking "Bird killer".
On his driveway, you need to use chalk and draw the outline of a dead bird and a dead cow. Preferrably with police tape around his front yard.
Enver's flight should be arriving back in Sydney around 7:30pm on the 13th. Your mission is to rock up to his place, in a policemens uniform and attempt to handcuff him and take him to Krispy Kremes. HE must eat atleast 4 donuts.
Depending on how many of the above tasks you can complete, I will consider unblacklisting you.
Email #2:
In addition to the previous email, I will require photographic evidence of all the work you did. I'm sure you can take lots of photos with the digicam you chose over us. If there is no photographic evidence, your application to be unblacklisted will be rejected.
Email #1:
If you want to be unblacklisted, these are the following conditions:
On Wednesday 13th October, you must put up wanted posters of Enver on his street and his front door. The posters must have a picture of him as well as the reason as to why he is a wanted criminal. I'm thinking "Bird killer".
On his driveway, you need to use chalk and draw the outline of a dead bird and a dead cow. Preferrably with police tape around his front yard.
Enver's flight should be arriving back in Sydney around 7:30pm on the 13th. Your mission is to rock up to his place, in a policemens uniform and attempt to handcuff him and take him to Krispy Kremes. HE must eat atleast 4 donuts.
Depending on how many of the above tasks you can complete, I will consider unblacklisting you.
Email #2:
In addition to the previous email, I will require photographic evidence of all the work you did. I'm sure you can take lots of photos with the digicam you chose over us. If there is no photographic evidence, your application to be unblacklisted will be rejected.
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