Inconsiderate people calling me an inconsiderate times

Scene - Me sitting in a resturant with my family on saturday night having a family dinner. Out of the blue Cherry calls. She sounded like she was panicing. I didnt know what she could possibily be panicing about unless L set L on fire.

Anyway she mumbled something about her boyfriend. Chris may not being able to come to my bday next weekend. It was starting to make sense now. We have a deal if her boyfriend says his coming and doesnt come then I get to grab her hooters and meanwhile its going to cost me $30 but hey its money well spent right?

Finally after we try to sort this out she screams at me. Why may you ask? She asks what im doing. I tell her Im at a birthday dinner. She throws a big tantrum saying ur asking your phone at someones birthday dinner. How inconsiderate of you. I turn around and tell her its my birthday dinner. She giggles! Yes we all know that famous giggle. She then wishes me a happy birthday. She forgot my birthday, called up and caused a scene and then wished me a happy birthday! LOLLL Like Rove would say what the ...?

Scene 2 - Were cutting my birthday cake after my mum insisted she sees me cutting a cake. As I blow out the candles and am about to cut the cake the phone rings. Who on earth manages to program this so she calls smack bang in the middle of the cutting of the cake. God forbid if i was doing a sacrifice or something. Its oishii. She called to ask about my guitar lessons that I undertook over a year ago. What kind of a lunatic calls in the middle of the cake for guitar lessons? She knew I was having a family dinner. Why on earth couldnt she call the next day...?