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Monday, January 03, 2005

Ask yourself..... 

Ask yourself this question my dear devoted reader of Insaneness. If you were on holidays in a place you are not entirely familiar with. Would YOU give ME YOUR hotel room key for me to "relax and bum at" whilst you go for a tour around town? Yes? Well.....you may want to reconsider your decision......

It all started with the Chocolate/Peanut Butter Oreo. "You reckon we can just eat the peanut butter part of the Oreo?

Yep!!

Cools! Lets shove them back into the wrapping!
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I'm bored...Lets do something! OMG! LETS MOVE THE BEDS!!!

(Note how the beds are now Horizontal. Compare with the bed heads)

Well.....since we've moved the beds.....lets put ALL the moveable furniture in the room, into the bathroom!! Like the chairs next to the toilet!

Or chairs in the shower!!

How about the dinner table in there as well? We might as well move all their shower stuff out of the shower and onto the table!

Lets flip all their clothes inside out and hang them back into the wardrobe and zip from the inside! And move all their shoes! And perfume!

And whilst we're at it, lets spread all their brochures on the floor and retile the place!

Ah.......the finished product!

Now tell me, my friend, would YOU give me your hotel room keys?

posted by SoRMuiJAi at 8:57 pm ~ * ~

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