Thursday, February 09, 2006
MOISHII's DEMANDS
Following Oishii Public annoucement I need to state the following DEMANDS and NEEDS in order for me to accept this indecent proposal of being a BACKUP.
Firstly in no way does this stop me from having sex with Cherry at the age of 30. I know Cherry is looking forward to this as much as I am. Only another 4.5 years.
The day Oishii turns 35, we meet at the airport EARLY in the morning. We make a quick prank call to Christine where Oishii screams that her life is over as she's 35!! We hang up and race to catch our plane straight to LA.
We arrive in LA to only swap planes to Las Vegas. We arrive in Las Vegas to spend a few relaxing days gambling. On our last night we bet Christine on the black jack table before storming off to our hotel room to grab our 6 suitcases waiting for us. Luckly we planned this the night before and packed everything. We ran downstairs, get married and catch a cab to the airport to board a plane.
We arrive in Istanbul, Turkey for our honeymoon to only be wine and dined by bellboy and co at Sude Konak. After a long visit to the Grand Bazaar in the next few days, we transport 8 suitcases home and continue the trip with 2.
We land in Athens as our next destination to only catch another flight to Mykonos for our recovery party! We arrive in Mykonos to only plant Christine's photo all over the airport stating she's missing.
We arrive in the town centre to dump our gear and track down who now owns the $40 dollar womans shop. We search for johnny and his kids while I piss outside the crazy hat womans store.
Oishii invites every tom, dick and greek to coffee with us before we catch a ferry to delos. We arrive in delos to realise no one actually lives here but stones. We catch a ferry back to Mykonos to hit the clubs.
We spend the next few nights clubbbing and realising we cant do this shit anymore so we decide to catch a flight back to Athens to go to Paris, France. But not before exchanging some money at the exchange office.
We spend the next two weeks wining and dining in the most romantic city PARIS.
Firstly in no way does this stop me from having sex with Cherry at the age of 30. I know Cherry is looking forward to this as much as I am. Only another 4.5 years.
The day Oishii turns 35, we meet at the airport EARLY in the morning. We make a quick prank call to Christine where Oishii screams that her life is over as she's 35!! We hang up and race to catch our plane straight to LA.
We arrive in LA to only swap planes to Las Vegas. We arrive in Las Vegas to spend a few relaxing days gambling. On our last night we bet Christine on the black jack table before storming off to our hotel room to grab our 6 suitcases waiting for us. Luckly we planned this the night before and packed everything. We ran downstairs, get married and catch a cab to the airport to board a plane.
We arrive in Istanbul, Turkey for our honeymoon to only be wine and dined by bellboy and co at Sude Konak. After a long visit to the Grand Bazaar in the next few days, we transport 8 suitcases home and continue the trip with 2.
We land in Athens as our next destination to only catch another flight to Mykonos for our recovery party! We arrive in Mykonos to only plant Christine's photo all over the airport stating she's missing.
We arrive in the town centre to dump our gear and track down who now owns the $40 dollar womans shop. We search for johnny and his kids while I piss outside the crazy hat womans store.
Oishii invites every tom, dick and greek to coffee with us before we catch a ferry to delos. We arrive in delos to realise no one actually lives here but stones. We catch a ferry back to Mykonos to hit the clubs.
We spend the next few nights clubbbing and realising we cant do this shit anymore so we decide to catch a flight back to Athens to go to Paris, France. But not before exchanging some money at the exchange office.
We spend the next two weeks wining and dining in the most romantic city PARIS.
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