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Tuesday, September 12, 2006


When Laura Met Matt........ 

I think Oishii was in the toilet when I got the entire spill about how they met. Apparently one of Matt’s friends told him to go and date a Shanghai girl. He must have pissed his friend off so he thought he would get Matt back. So Matt went on MSN chat and put a message out there saying “ Any Shanghai girls out there”. To which Laura came back with “Are you a Shanghai boy?”.

Anyway Laura introduced herself as Linda to Matt. She told him she was working at a travel agent. To which Matt got excited and thought he would get cheap airfares. She told him this because at the time her mother Jenny was working at a travel agent or something. So she lied to him about her name and occupation.

She asked Matt for his photo and he refused to give it to her. So she refused to send him one too. They decided to meet for a date. Matt suggested to meet at the Aquarium at Darling Habour as it was a safe place. Its beyond me how that is a safe place with sharks looking into your eyes for a start.

So Matt refused to give Laura his mobile number even though they arranged to meet. She rocked up to Darling Habour and had to go around looking for him and asking for him. Eventually she tapped someone’s shoulder and hola it was Matt.

I can’t remember who paid for the Aquarium but this is how it all began…………..

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