Monday, May 14, 2007
THE WANKER
Matt has been calling me for the past week and I have some how missed all his calls. I called him back on Friday night to see what he wanted.
He told me he has tracked his future lover Anthea slash Anthony down. Apparently he knows what company she works for and he has done some research and found an email address to which he thinks is hers.
He claims to have sent her an email telling her he thinks she has a hot body and they should hook up for Hungry Jacks sometime.
Now this was disturbing enough but what was more disturbing was he told me he wanked over Vicki's photo. Even that is too much information for me. I dont need to know these things.
However the most important question here remains "Which photo of Vicki's need Matt wank over?"
Looks like Scarface has inspired an obsession after flashing her butt crack at him while getting out of my car!
He told me he has tracked his future lover Anthea slash Anthony down. Apparently he knows what company she works for and he has done some research and found an email address to which he thinks is hers.
He claims to have sent her an email telling her he thinks she has a hot body and they should hook up for Hungry Jacks sometime.
Now this was disturbing enough but what was more disturbing was he told me he wanked over Vicki's photo. Even that is too much information for me. I dont need to know these things.
However the most important question here remains "Which photo of Vicki's need Matt wank over?"
Looks like Scarface has inspired an obsession after flashing her butt crack at him while getting out of my car!
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