Sunday, February 29, 2004
Sophie's Wedding re-written by us!
The Best Wedding ever...!
Naz and Elvis show up to Sophie's wedding.
Just as Sophie is about to cut the cake, zaneta goes into labour.
At that point u reveal to Johnny that its not his baby and Elvis is the
father. NAz gets really sick and vomits on sophie. Someone grabs homous and
slams it on tamar's chest just for the hell of it.
Cherry runs in with the slate. Some one from table 15 yells ur on the wrong
set love. Cherry runs to slate sophie but realises its the wrong person. Naz
has a fit on the ground in her sleeping bag filled with vomit.
Johnny slaps zaneta and her water breaks. Cherry runs into the kitchen to
get hot water but runs out with a BBQ knife. Sophie screams ur runing my
wedding bitch. Zaneta scream shut up before i shove a hockey stick up ur
asss... The baby is about to arrive. Who slates? Thats the question...
Naz and Elvis show up to Sophie's wedding.
Just as Sophie is about to cut the cake, zaneta goes into labour.
At that point u reveal to Johnny that its not his baby and Elvis is the
father. NAz gets really sick and vomits on sophie. Someone grabs homous and
slams it on tamar's chest just for the hell of it.
Cherry runs in with the slate. Some one from table 15 yells ur on the wrong
set love. Cherry runs to slate sophie but realises its the wrong person. Naz
has a fit on the ground in her sleeping bag filled with vomit.
Johnny slaps zaneta and her water breaks. Cherry runs into the kitchen to
get hot water but runs out with a BBQ knife. Sophie screams ur runing my
wedding bitch. Zaneta scream shut up before i shove a hockey stick up ur
asss... The baby is about to arrive. Who slates? Thats the question...
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Classic Insane moment #3
Scene: Turkish Pide Shop Ashfield
Oishi and me trying to order a kebab. The kebab shop owner is a little weird. While waiting to pay for our meal we had this conversation. Note the conversation was all in turkish!
kebab shop guy - You remind me of Christie
Me - Christie?
Kebab shop guy - Yeh Christie
Oishi - Who's Christie
Me - Who's Christie
Kebab shop guy - She works down the road and she always wears black like you
We spent 20mins in the car laughing! We still don't know who christie is for fucks sake!
Oishi and me trying to order a kebab. The kebab shop owner is a little weird. While waiting to pay for our meal we had this conversation. Note the conversation was all in turkish!
kebab shop guy - You remind me of Christie
Me - Christie?
Kebab shop guy - Yeh Christie
Oishi - Who's Christie
Me - Who's Christie
Kebab shop guy - She works down the road and she always wears black like you
We spent 20mins in the car laughing! We still don't know who christie is for fucks sake!
Classic Insane moment #2
Scene: Film production
Enter oishi and me sitting in class. A cockroach is spotted by the class. The cockroach guy picks up the cockroach and holds it in his hand for the remaining of the class. After the class he puts it in a film stock. Whether this cockroach survived or not still remains. Has anyone opened the film stock? Or has the cockroach guy had it for dinner?
Enter oishi and me sitting in class. A cockroach is spotted by the class. The cockroach guy picks up the cockroach and holds it in his hand for the remaining of the class. After the class he puts it in a film stock. Whether this cockroach survived or not still remains. Has anyone opened the film stock? Or has the cockroach guy had it for dinner?
The "STAR" Party presented by 2dayfm
The celeb party on April 22
I called her up , well I pranked her so that she would call me back from work. Anyway she called me and I told her to keep calling 2day fm until she got thru cuz I knew the answer to the competition. It was Shannon noll. 2day fm are having a star party and its going to be filled with stars. Anyway I was right the answer was Shannon noll. Some crazy insane bitch won the tickets. I kept trying to call but couldnt get thru and I thought if there was both of us trying then that would be twice as much of a chance of getting thru. Anyway she refused! What kind of a person refuses star tickets. Im begining to think we dont stalk as much as we used to. Thats just wrong. I can't remember the last time we stalked together. Im totally and I mean totally disgusted with this. You better hope I win thoses tickets cuz Im going to rub them in between ur tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I called her up , well I pranked her so that she would call me back from work. Anyway she called me and I told her to keep calling 2day fm until she got thru cuz I knew the answer to the competition. It was Shannon noll. 2day fm are having a star party and its going to be filled with stars. Anyway I was right the answer was Shannon noll. Some crazy insane bitch won the tickets. I kept trying to call but couldnt get thru and I thought if there was both of us trying then that would be twice as much of a chance of getting thru. Anyway she refused! What kind of a person refuses star tickets. Im begining to think we dont stalk as much as we used to. Thats just wrong. I can't remember the last time we stalked together. Im totally and I mean totally disgusted with this. You better hope I win thoses tickets cuz Im going to rub them in between ur tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Tropfest - the year of the S**ts!
Its starting to shit me!
A quite evening at tropfest was all i asked for. Fred showed up with extra baggage. Along side her $300 diamond made handbag she brought her cousin. After meeting her near the sports centre, after I said fisher library 10 times, we started making our way slowly to the bus stop near broadway. Anyway Fred insisted we take a stroll through the queer festival so she can see whats happening. Bloody queer festivals ruining my life. As were strolling around her cousin steps in dog shit. And yes it was bound to happen being the year of the shits. Arguing for 2hours what were gonna do....... yadda yadda yadda I missed tropfest. Not a happy Shit!
A quite evening at tropfest was all i asked for. Fred showed up with extra baggage. Along side her $300 diamond made handbag she brought her cousin. After meeting her near the sports centre, after I said fisher library 10 times, we started making our way slowly to the bus stop near broadway. Anyway Fred insisted we take a stroll through the queer festival so she can see whats happening. Bloody queer festivals ruining my life. As were strolling around her cousin steps in dog shit. And yes it was bound to happen being the year of the shits. Arguing for 2hours what were gonna do....... yadda yadda yadda I missed tropfest. Not a happy Shit!
Pop the cherry.....Sleepless nights with the Insane group!
A radio program proposal!
Calling all thoses mentally disturbed people or actually all thoses HI people. I think its time we all got together to set up our own radio show. I think sleepless nights with us would definately bring more sleepless nights. I think we all have enough blog material to cover the first 20 shows. We can be creative and be insane. A regular HI segment, along side with pop the cherry would definately cause some stir in the radio community! More thoughts to follow!
Calling all thoses mentally disturbed people or actually all thoses HI people. I think its time we all got together to set up our own radio show. I think sleepless nights with us would definately bring more sleepless nights. I think we all have enough blog material to cover the first 20 shows. We can be creative and be insane. A regular HI segment, along side with pop the cherry would definately cause some stir in the radio community! More thoughts to follow!
KFC
To KFC or not to KFC? That is the question
A friend called me up and complained to me about KFC becoming helal in a bid to comply to a minority group all cos they cant eat bacon. Apparently they are turning some of KFC's helal i.e getting rid of any pork related stuff in a bid to appeal to the muslim market... even punchbowl maccas is helal.
What is everyone's thoughts on this?
A friend called me up and complained to me about KFC becoming helal in a bid to comply to a minority group all cos they cant eat bacon. Apparently they are turning some of KFC's helal i.e getting rid of any pork related stuff in a bid to appeal to the muslim market... even punchbowl maccas is helal.
What is everyone's thoughts on this?
Classic Insane moment #1
Scene: My 23rd birthday bash in the backyard
Enter - Fred in $600 Guccii shoes. Parading around my back lawn like a catwalk after i spent half the day cutting and watering the grass. Picture this her shoes dramatically sinking into my grass. Soon the shoes dig in so deep she goes to lift her leg, trying not to cause a scene. Her shoe goes flying across the lawn. People are watching. While trying so hard to balance on one foot she slowly leans to get her shoe. Me standing there laughing my head off. she slips and almost falls. Moral of the story - For fucks sake when I say its a party in the backyard it bloody means its a party in the back yard!!!
Enter - Fred in $600 Guccii shoes. Parading around my back lawn like a catwalk after i spent half the day cutting and watering the grass. Picture this her shoes dramatically sinking into my grass. Soon the shoes dig in so deep she goes to lift her leg, trying not to cause a scene. Her shoe goes flying across the lawn. People are watching. While trying so hard to balance on one foot she slowly leans to get her shoe. Me standing there laughing my head off. she slips and almost falls. Moral of the story - For fucks sake when I say its a party in the backyard it bloody means its a party in the back yard!!!
The LUBE Slide!
Lube it up!
OK, I spoke to a mate about the queer festival which was apparently called "Fair day". Apparently he was there as well and there was a slide. I don't remember seeing this slide, I don't know if oishi saw it. Proudly sponsored by Ansell, this slide was filled with lube. People were sliding down this slide with lube on it. They were all covered in lube. For crying out loud imagine lesbians sliding down this slide covered in lube............! Nothing more needs to be said!
OK, I spoke to a mate about the queer festival which was apparently called "Fair day". Apparently he was there as well and there was a slide. I don't remember seeing this slide, I don't know if oishi saw it. Proudly sponsored by Ansell, this slide was filled with lube. People were sliding down this slide with lube on it. They were all covered in lube. For crying out loud imagine lesbians sliding down this slide covered in lube............! Nothing more needs to be said!
Monday, February 23, 2004
The Queer Festival!
She calls me while I'm at the gym and informs me that theres a massive festival at victoria park near sydney uni. I ask "Is there turkish gozleme" and she says there should be, there's heaps of stalls. So I leave the gym and start heading into the city. It takes me 30mins trying to park into broadway shopping centre as they shut the carpark, another 20mins waiting in a queue to pee.
Anyway finally we meet at the bridge. After scanning the place around I see - naked guys in G-strings, lesbians making out, a bunch of guys peeing in the bush (- for fucks sake this is my set for HI - what kind of an inconsiderate prick pees on my set) ,drag queens wandering around, guys holding hands and shock horror 3 turkish gozleme stands! She took me to a queer festival. What kind of a sick person takes me to a queer festival! LOL
The gozleme was good, the lesbians were good and yes it was one hell of an experience. What can I say. I got busted by 2 friends at the festival. Which makes it even worst. Now I have to some how explain to people what the hell I was doin there LOL thanx Oishi.
All things aside........ it was my first experience.......... The after ice cream recap was nice.
PS - I should have got the shirt that said "Lick me till Im ice cream"!
Anyway finally we meet at the bridge. After scanning the place around I see - naked guys in G-strings, lesbians making out, a bunch of guys peeing in the bush (- for fucks sake this is my set for HI - what kind of an inconsiderate prick pees on my set) ,drag queens wandering around, guys holding hands and shock horror 3 turkish gozleme stands! She took me to a queer festival. What kind of a sick person takes me to a queer festival! LOL
The gozleme was good, the lesbians were good and yes it was one hell of an experience. What can I say. I got busted by 2 friends at the festival. Which makes it even worst. Now I have to some how explain to people what the hell I was doin there LOL thanx Oishi.
All things aside........ it was my first experience.......... The after ice cream recap was nice.
PS - I should have got the shirt that said "Lick me till Im ice cream"!
Sunday, February 15, 2004
The Big TOE
The Toe Teaser!
Well obviously there are some sick people out there but a recent conversation ensured me who was the sick of the sickest! Matt called the other night and I still don't know how we got onto the topic of Cherry...... oh wait yes now i remember - the big burwood popcorn night! This all started at burwood cinemas late last year. An innocent movie get together developed into bizarre and weird intimate moments. All things aside with the popcorn that brought Matt many ideas another attraction apparently developed. Attraction or obessession is yet to be confirmed.
According to Matt he noticed something huge that night. Yes apparently so massive that he can't work out whether if he is turned on or disgusted. So what am I talking about? Cherry's toe! Matt informed me that Cherry has big feet. My response was " What the hell are you talking about.....?". He continued to tell me that Cherry has a huge toe and he thinks he likes it.
The big toe is set out to break major hearts. Who would of thought Cherry was a toe teaser but yes its happening. Whether this toe will step onto the catwalk still remains in question............
Well obviously there are some sick people out there but a recent conversation ensured me who was the sick of the sickest! Matt called the other night and I still don't know how we got onto the topic of Cherry...... oh wait yes now i remember - the big burwood popcorn night! This all started at burwood cinemas late last year. An innocent movie get together developed into bizarre and weird intimate moments. All things aside with the popcorn that brought Matt many ideas another attraction apparently developed. Attraction or obessession is yet to be confirmed.
According to Matt he noticed something huge that night. Yes apparently so massive that he can't work out whether if he is turned on or disgusted. So what am I talking about? Cherry's toe! Matt informed me that Cherry has big feet. My response was " What the hell are you talking about.....?". He continued to tell me that Cherry has a huge toe and he thinks he likes it.
The big toe is set out to break major hearts. Who would of thought Cherry was a toe teaser but yes its happening. Whether this toe will step onto the catwalk still remains in question............
