SOME PEOPLE think they knew what was going on when they didn't. Ahhhhhhh the things I do to keep myself amused at work. I RULZ!!!

Here is what happened after the call:

[10:02:48] (@jellybean): we just got a call
[10:02:51] (@jellybean): from this chic
[10:02:51] (MistaKa0s): yeah?
[10:02:53] (@jellybean): suonds like lily
[10:02:59] (MistaKa0s): O_o
[10:03:04] (@jellybean): would you like to buy some steak knives
[10:03:06] (MistaKa0s): Lilys on the fone with a client
[10:03:08] (MistaKa0s): O_O
[10:03:11] (@jellybean): oh
[10:03:16] (@jellybean): i said no thank u
[10:03:19] (MistaKa0s): ahhh
[10:03:27] (@jellybean): she's like areyou sure? we have some really good steak knives
[10:03:35] (@jellybean): i laughed
[10:03:39] (@jellybean): and she cracked up laughing
[10:03:56] (MistaKa0s): not a very good
[10:03:59] (@jellybean): i said no its' ok thanks for calling
[10:04:03] (@jellybean): and she was still laughing
[10:04:04] (MistaKa0s): saleswoman eh?
[10:04:05] (@jellybean): O_o
[10:04:12] (MistaKa0s): maybe someone was tickling her
[10:04:12] (@jellybean): so i just han gup
[10:04:15] (MistaKa0s): getting her to work
[10:04:15] (@jellybean): heahe
[10:04:17] (MistaKa0s): ahh ic ic
[10:04:20] (@jellybean): i thought it was lily
[10:04:21] (@jellybean): ahehahe
[10:04:23] (MistaKa0s): hmm lily's still on the fone
[10:05:26] (@SoR^WoRK): whos bitching@?
[10:06:02] (@jellybean): me hahehae
[10:06:03] (@jellybean): :P


From memory, my exact dialogue was:
me: Hi this is Sarah calling from Buffy Corporations, are you interested in buying any stakes?
her: No thanks
me: Are you sure? We have some very good stake knifes *controlling my laughter*
her: No thanks.
me: *uncontrollable laughter*
her: *hangs up*

Ahhhh.....a welcome back screw from Moishii. Because of one voicemail, F is now out. You're going to die for that! BIAAAAAATCH

We can't have welcome back drinks without a good screw. We go to a viet restaurant to have some pho when I find hair in my soup. Not 1, not 2 but 3 strands of hair. They look like eyebrows. The woman claims it comes from the cow tendon and we're like wtf? The tendon is inside the cow. How the fark does it have hair!? Lets just say we were all turned off our food very quickly. (I told my mum the story who confirmed that tendons do have hair. They drop cow hair on it when they gut the things and rip the tendons out).

And another screw to add to the list is when you decided you were too cheap arse to buy a coke from the sandwich/crepes shop and made me go to the mini market where I got picked up by a 60yr old guy! >_< The only good thing was that he had a car.....

After 3 months of healing, the corrupted bitch decided to get back into her vicious lifestyle by going to boxing with me. I have never seen someone make a swing for my head so viciously before! For one of the combos, the puncher (Me) will duck whilst the pad holder (Corrupted Bitch) swings the pad over your head. Instead, Miss Corrupted Bitch of 2004 tried to take the scalp off the top of my head! Luckily, I have good reflexes and only managed to lose a chunk of my hair and saved the skin off the top of my head. Atleast its good to know that the bitch is back and more vicious than ever!!

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE! I GAVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO REDEEM YOURSELF! TO GET YOURSELF UNBLACKLISTED! YOU HAD OVER 3 WEEKS TO PLAN A SCREW YET YOU FAILED!! IT WASN'T EVEN A COMPLEX SCREW! YOU JUST HAD NO DETERMINATION OR THE MOTIVATION TO GET UNBLACKLISTED! YOU OBVIOUSLY ENJOY BEING BLACKLISTED SINCE YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO SCREW MOISHII OVER! YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO COMPLAIN TO ME THAT YOU'RE STILL BLACKLISTED?! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU FEEL GUILTY FOR CHOOSING A CAMERA OVER US! I MEAN ANYONE WHO CHOOSES A CAMERA OVER US AND PREFERS TO BE STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE SHOULD FEEL GUILTY! I HOPE YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP! I HOPE YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU WAKE UP! I HOPE YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU SHIT! TAKE YOUR BELOVED CAMERA AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU SHIT IT BACK OUT! I MEAN WHAT TYPE OF SICK PERSON TRIES TO SCREW US OVER AND THEN COME AND COMPLAIN THAT I'VE GONE AND BLACKLISTED THEM!? AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, WE'RE GOING TO BE HAVING PARTIES FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED!

BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACKLISTED!

Just a few reminders to myself as to how Moishii screwed me over whilst in Mykonos.

1. You tried to leave the bar without me
2. You didn't save me despite the fact that I almost scratched the skin off my nose! People probably thought I was trying to pick it!
3. What type of person tries to overtake in the narrowest part of the road FFS?
4. WHAT IN GODS NAME POSSESSED YOU TO TALK TO HIM!?

/end rant

I emailed the blacklisted one giving him the options to get himself unblacklisted. However, the ungrateful bitch ignored my emails and therefore remains blacklisted. You had your chance and you screwed up! If you had followed my email, you would be unblacklisted right now and lost whilst trying to find your way to the hunter bar. But nOOOoOoOoOOOoo YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THE SCREW! SO SCREW YOU!

Email #1:

If you want to be unblacklisted, these are the following conditions:

On Wednesday 13th October, you must put up wanted posters of Enver on his street and his front door. The posters must have a picture of him as well as the reason as to why he is a wanted criminal. I'm thinking "Bird killer".

On his driveway, you need to use chalk and draw the outline of a dead bird and a dead cow. Preferrably with police tape around his front yard.

Enver's flight should be arriving back in Sydney around 7:30pm on the 13th. Your mission is to rock up to his place, in a policemens uniform and attempt to handcuff him and take him to Krispy Kremes. HE must eat atleast 4 donuts.

Depending on how many of the above tasks you can complete, I will consider unblacklisting you.

Email #2:

In addition to the previous email, I will require photographic evidence of all the work you did. I'm sure you can take lots of photos with the digicam you chose over us. If there is no photographic evidence, your application to be unblacklisted will be rejected.