Thursday, April 29, 2004
The Chicken Kebab Soup Diet
Healthy Diet
Oishi and I are going on a chicken kebab soup diet. If any one wants to join refer to the recipe below. You will lose 5-10kgs a week.
The Kick-Start Chicken Kebab Soup Diet recipe
(Makes enough for one person for two days.)
INGREDIENTS
3 tomatoes
2 large cans of crushed tomatoes
2 cans of KEBAB (beef, chicken or lamb)
2 cups of water
1 packet of vegetable or French onion dry soup powder
1 bunch spring onions
1 bunch of celery, including leaves
2 cups of green beans
3 green capsicums
1kg carrots
2 stock cubes (chicken, beef or vegie)
Seven-day eating plan
The quantities recommended are per day.
Avoid toast and cereal for breakfast while on this plan. Stick with the recommended foods for each day.
You should only follow this seven-day eating plan for a maximum of three times in six months.
DAY 1. SOUP AND KEBAB: Eat any kebab. Eat as much as you want. If you don't want soup for breakfast have a kebab salad instead.
DAY 2. SOUP AND KEBAB, NO FRUIT: Eat as much fresh, raw or lightly steamed vegies as you like. Leafy greens are great but avoid peas, corn and beans as they are high in sugar. Reward yourself at night with a jacket potato, a little butter or better still, some kebab.
DAY 3. SOUP, VEGIES AND KEBAB: Eat all you want but no potatoes.
DAY 4. SOUP AND KEBAB SMOOTHIES: Make a kebab smoothie with low-fat or skim milk - it's a great source of potassium. Have a maximum of three large kebabs per day.
DAY 5. SOUP, BEEF AND TOMATOES: Eat a piece of lean beef or kebab or a skinless breast of chicken no bigger than a deck of cards with six luscious tomatoes. Vegetarians can substitute tofu. These quantities are per day. You can go easy on the soup today.
DAY 6. SOUP, BEEF KEBAB AND VEGIES: Eat plenty of beef (or skinless chicken or fish) and vegies today. Again, vegetarians can substitute tofu. You mightn't need soup as much but your body will tell you. No potatoes.
DAY 7. SOUP, BROWN RICE, VEGIES AND FRUIT JUICE: You might need more kebab today.
Remember: do not eat any bread, fried foods or oil on the seven-day plan
Oishi and I are going on a chicken kebab soup diet. If any one wants to join refer to the recipe below. You will lose 5-10kgs a week.
The Kick-Start Chicken Kebab Soup Diet recipe
(Makes enough for one person for two days.)
INGREDIENTS
3 tomatoes
2 large cans of crushed tomatoes
2 cans of KEBAB (beef, chicken or lamb)
2 cups of water
1 packet of vegetable or French onion dry soup powder
1 bunch spring onions
1 bunch of celery, including leaves
2 cups of green beans
3 green capsicums
1kg carrots
2 stock cubes (chicken, beef or vegie)
Seven-day eating plan
The quantities recommended are per day.
Avoid toast and cereal for breakfast while on this plan. Stick with the recommended foods for each day.
You should only follow this seven-day eating plan for a maximum of three times in six months.
DAY 1. SOUP AND KEBAB: Eat any kebab. Eat as much as you want. If you don't want soup for breakfast have a kebab salad instead.
DAY 2. SOUP AND KEBAB, NO FRUIT: Eat as much fresh, raw or lightly steamed vegies as you like. Leafy greens are great but avoid peas, corn and beans as they are high in sugar. Reward yourself at night with a jacket potato, a little butter or better still, some kebab.
DAY 3. SOUP, VEGIES AND KEBAB: Eat all you want but no potatoes.
DAY 4. SOUP AND KEBAB SMOOTHIES: Make a kebab smoothie with low-fat or skim milk - it's a great source of potassium. Have a maximum of three large kebabs per day.
DAY 5. SOUP, BEEF AND TOMATOES: Eat a piece of lean beef or kebab or a skinless breast of chicken no bigger than a deck of cards with six luscious tomatoes. Vegetarians can substitute tofu. These quantities are per day. You can go easy on the soup today.
DAY 6. SOUP, BEEF KEBAB AND VEGIES: Eat plenty of beef (or skinless chicken or fish) and vegies today. Again, vegetarians can substitute tofu. You mightn't need soup as much but your body will tell you. No potatoes.
DAY 7. SOUP, BROWN RICE, VEGIES AND FRUIT JUICE: You might need more kebab today.
Remember: do not eat any bread, fried foods or oil on the seven-day plan
The Nipple Teaser
The Nipple Teaser Strikes!
Oishi takes me to her gym last night. We decide to take the weights and abs class. We arrive and were warming up in the studio. The instructer was wearing a tight top where her nipples were seriously popping out. Were running around the class like lunatics while this instructor is chasing us. Finally we get to do some weights. Im on a machine, she comes over, practically shoves her nipples in my face while trying to show me how to use the machine. FFS what kind of a person goes around nipple teasing. As if that wasnt bad enough, we had to do all theses activities in pairs in the abs class with her. and should I even dare mention what I saw? And just for the record they were pretty nice!!!
Oishi takes me to her gym last night. We decide to take the weights and abs class. We arrive and were warming up in the studio. The instructer was wearing a tight top where her nipples were seriously popping out. Were running around the class like lunatics while this instructor is chasing us. Finally we get to do some weights. Im on a machine, she comes over, practically shoves her nipples in my face while trying to show me how to use the machine. FFS what kind of a person goes around nipple teasing. As if that wasnt bad enough, we had to do all theses activities in pairs in the abs class with her. and should I even dare mention what I saw? And just for the record they were pretty nice!!!
Monday, April 26, 2004
ATTENTION
Until further notice, Matt Ryan is officially banned/blacklisted from all future outings, meetings, gatherings and events until he honours his contract of a free seafood dinner. There is to be no contact or communication with him unless its regarding our all expense paid seafood dinner plus the mp3 player for his breach of contract.
From Management of Insaneness
From Management of Insaneness
Sunday, April 25, 2004
YOU SICK BASTID!!
WHAT TYPE OF SICK PERSON LETS ME SIT IN A TRAVEL AGENT FOR OVER 1/2HR TRYING TO ORGANISE A BLOODY TRIP TO ISTANBUL WHEN:
1. They KNOW the price I am getting is more expensive but doesnt tell me
2. They KNOW I can get a direct flight out to Istanbul instead of changing THREE BLOODY FLIGHTS
YOU SICK BASTID!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET SHITTED ON!
1. They KNOW the price I am getting is more expensive but doesnt tell me
2. They KNOW I can get a direct flight out to Istanbul instead of changing THREE BLOODY FLIGHTS
YOU SICK BASTID!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET SHITTED ON!
Wheel of fortune
He gets a letter inviting him to audition for Wheel of Fortune. We drive to channel 7 and i take an application form so both of us can audition. We had to take a bloody exam for the audition. Both of us failed miserably! Bloody!@$ I blame the people for writing the bloody test for not making it clear that each question HAD A BLOODY CATEGORY! I didn't realise that each question had a category until the last minute! FUXING HELL! And the bloody bitch that sat next to me. SHE COPIED ME! BUT SHE COPIED MY WRONG ANSWERS! WELL YOU GOT SCREWED BITCH! YOU DUMB ASS! ATLEAST COPY THE COMPLETED QUESTIONS AND NOT THE HALF FILLED OUT ONES!
The car chase
We were driving and I turn and look outside the passenger's window and saw a guy. I thought, hey, he looks familiar. The guy turns around and IT WAS MY DAD! I screamed "OH SHIT! My parents are in the car nex to us!". So moishii speeds off in the car and my dad chases. Like SERIOUSLY CHASES! We were driving along concord road and my dad was following us the whole time. I knew he wanted to pull up besides us to see who was driving the car (Moishii). I tell him my dads changed to the left lane so oishii changes to the left lane. I tell him my dads in the right lane so he changes to the right lane. We were lucky that we had green lights all the way. But then we hit a red light. As we're slowing down, i saw that my dad had changed to the left lane so Moishii quickly changes to the left lane and then stops at the traffic light. At the very last moment, my dad changes to the right lane and stops RIGHT NEXT TO OUR CAR!!! AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Now THAT was a good screw
Friday, April 23, 2004
Clarification
I DID NOT, and I repeat, I DID NOT START THE DEAD BIRD THING! I have a witness! Ask chao what happened as we bought lunch and walked back to work. Moishii spots a bunch of birds on the road and starts laughing. No one knew what he was laughing about. All we heard was something about a bird and kidney and more laughing. After about 5 mins of this, he finally manages to say "Lets shove a kidney down a dead bird's throat and send it to cherry!". YOU STARTED THE DEAD BIRD FETISH! YOU DEAL WITH IT!
Cherry's Dead Bird Email!
This is what started it all. Oishi sent an email:
"We order christine a chocolate mousse for her bday. We tell her its low fat. She starts eating it. When she gets to the bottom of the bowl, she realises that theres a kidney under all that mousse
seriously! We should! Or we get a pavalova, tell her its low fat. And when she eats to the middle of the pavalova, theres a kidney!!
omg!!! We need to get into her office. We jam up the photo copier, and when she goes to fix the jam and put paper in, she'll open the paper tray and find a dead bird in it! She'll probably scream and slam the thing shut only to squash her fingers. She'll then run to the first aid kit and when she opens it, all these kidneys call out instead of badages!!!"
"We order christine a chocolate mousse for her bday. We tell her its low fat. She starts eating it. When she gets to the bottom of the bowl, she realises that theres a kidney under all that mousse
seriously! We should! Or we get a pavalova, tell her its low fat. And when she eats to the middle of the pavalova, theres a kidney!!
omg!!! We need to get into her office. We jam up the photo copier, and when she goes to fix the jam and put paper in, she'll open the paper tray and find a dead bird in it! She'll probably scream and slam the thing shut only to squash her fingers. She'll then run to the first aid kit and when she opens it, all these kidneys call out instead of badages!!!"
*THE* email
This is the email that i got from Moishii that caused him to laugh uncontrollably for 6 hours by himself. He then proceeded to laugh himself to sleep:
"OMG! I was thinking we should put together Christine a gift basket. We can buy a raw fish, cut it open, stuff some kidneys in there. Buy a cocopops box, empty it out and put some vomit in there. You can make her a card. We can get a dead bird, slice its head off and put it on the card for some interactive fun. Then we can plant the rest of the body in the basket somewhere. We should buy a cow's tongue - im pretty sure they sell it at the butchers. We can add that to the package as well. Then we can sprinkle some coffee beans. What do u think? Plus u can bake ur kidney cake and we can put that in there. I think we should add a cucumber and a vibrator as well. Plus some handcuffs drained in kidney blood."
And THIS is the email i sent him that sparked the whole dead bird thing:
"One day your going to go to the postbox and find a kidney instead of the letters! Maybe we should do that to christine. Omg! If christine ever gets married, instead of throwing confetti, we throw diced up kidneys! And we'll decorate her car with intestines instead of ribbons and bows! We'll get her a flower bouquet made of the hair of her victim and she can wear a wedding dress made out of cow skin! With the nuts still attached!"
"OMG! I was thinking we should put together Christine a gift basket. We can buy a raw fish, cut it open, stuff some kidneys in there. Buy a cocopops box, empty it out and put some vomit in there. You can make her a card. We can get a dead bird, slice its head off and put it on the card for some interactive fun. Then we can plant the rest of the body in the basket somewhere. We should buy a cow's tongue - im pretty sure they sell it at the butchers. We can add that to the package as well. Then we can sprinkle some coffee beans. What do u think? Plus u can bake ur kidney cake and we can put that in there. I think we should add a cucumber and a vibrator as well. Plus some handcuffs drained in kidney blood."
And THIS is the email i sent him that sparked the whole dead bird thing:
"One day your going to go to the postbox and find a kidney instead of the letters! Maybe we should do that to christine. Omg! If christine ever gets married, instead of throwing confetti, we throw diced up kidneys! And we'll decorate her car with intestines instead of ribbons and bows! We'll get her a flower bouquet made of the hair of her victim and she can wear a wedding dress made out of cow skin! With the nuts still attached!"
http://www.dictionary.com please
-_-" LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!? This is the conversation I had with Moishii the other day:
Oishii: Have you netbanked christine the money yet? You should do what I do. Put a weird description on it?
Moishii: Description?
Oishii: Yeh, I wrote "lils film injury" or something. Payment for the injuries we suffered when we were filming HI
Moishiii: Maybe I should put something weird as well! Help me think!!
Oishii: How about "Sex toys" or "gay escorts" or something like that?
Moishii: HAHAHAHAHA You think the woman would write that?
Oishii: What woman?
Moishii: The woman when she deposits the money
Oishii: WHAT WOMAN?! I thought you were going to NETBANK it to her!
Moishii: Yeh! Netbank! Don't I have to go to the bank and give them the money?
Oishii: .....
Oishii: Have you netbanked christine the money yet? You should do what I do. Put a weird description on it?
Moishii: Description?
Oishii: Yeh, I wrote "lils film injury" or something. Payment for the injuries we suffered when we were filming HI
Moishiii: Maybe I should put something weird as well! Help me think!!
Oishii: How about "Sex toys" or "gay escorts" or something like that?
Moishii: HAHAHAHAHA You think the woman would write that?
Oishii: What woman?
Moishii: The woman when she deposits the money
Oishii: WHAT WOMAN?! I thought you were going to NETBANK it to her!
Moishii: Yeh! Netbank! Don't I have to go to the bank and give them the money?
Oishii: .....
Thursday, April 22, 2004
The last screw
Moishii reckons we should give everyone one big screw over and then run overseas. This is what we've got so far:
Mey: We're staging a murder scene with kidneys and livers all over the place and one of your personal items *Strategically* placed at the murder scene. You should just be ready to go start your court trial by the time we get back.
Cherry: We're posting you a bag of drugs whilst we're overseas. The police dogs will get a whiff of it and you'll also be arrested before we get back.
*update* no need for the drugs now. Cherry has given us the perfect legitiment reason to screw you over. We're reporting you to the authorities for illegal recordings of a concert! b00ya!
Matt: We tell you that both mey and cherry has accepted your proposal for a seafood dinner. You get led to the murder scene (set up for mey). Cops find certain evidence that leads them to belive that your the mastermind behind the murders. You also get arrested.
Cookies: I tell my parents that i'm going to europe with you. They call your parents and find out it was a big scam. And based on certain information revealed to my parents, they will be after your blood for corrupting me.
*update* we will now be sending the drugs to you.
Note: We fake messages from mey to cherry and cherry to mey telling them to meet each other and different locations. Mey will have no witnesses to her whereabouts at the time of the murder because she's meeting cherry at the wrong place. Cherry will also have no witnesses and the cops will suspect that shes in on the murder as well.
We'll be back before the sentencing and everyone will realise it one big mistake and they will apologise for the numerous cavity searches and dropped soaps and everyone will be released in time to get their $2 belly dancing scarfs that i purchased in turkey for them.
Mey: We're staging a murder scene with kidneys and livers all over the place and one of your personal items *Strategically* placed at the murder scene. You should just be ready to go start your court trial by the time we get back.
Cherry: We're posting you a bag of drugs whilst we're overseas. The police dogs will get a whiff of it and you'll also be arrested before we get back.
*update* no need for the drugs now. Cherry has given us the perfect legitiment reason to screw you over. We're reporting you to the authorities for illegal recordings of a concert! b00ya!
Matt: We tell you that both mey and cherry has accepted your proposal for a seafood dinner. You get led to the murder scene (set up for mey). Cops find certain evidence that leads them to belive that your the mastermind behind the murders. You also get arrested.
Cookies: I tell my parents that i'm going to europe with you. They call your parents and find out it was a big scam. And based on certain information revealed to my parents, they will be after your blood for corrupting me.
*update* we will now be sending the drugs to you.
Note: We fake messages from mey to cherry and cherry to mey telling them to meet each other and different locations. Mey will have no witnesses to her whereabouts at the time of the murder because she's meeting cherry at the wrong place. Cherry will also have no witnesses and the cops will suspect that shes in on the murder as well.
We'll be back before the sentencing and everyone will realise it one big mistake and they will apologise for the numerous cavity searches and dropped soaps and everyone will be released in time to get their $2 belly dancing scarfs that i purchased in turkey for them.
DOGGIE SYTLE
DOGGIE HOTELS
To our recent conversation at work where we nearly had an attack from laughing, I was telling oishi that we were trying to work out what to do with my dogs when i leave. Her solution: DOGGIE HOTELS! What the hell?
Bedding and Toys
All guests enjoy comfortable trampoline beds with warm snuggly sheepskin rugs 'Cool in summer, warm in winter'. As our special gift all dogs receive a complimentary warm hydro bath and blow dry before going home.
Weight Loss
Our weigh loss program is designed to get rid of those stubborn kilos and is tailored to each individual dog. Just like having their own personal trainer
LUXURY SUITES
During low season, Luxury Suites are available at $47.80 for the first dog and $35.90 for the second dog (includes two free playtimes per dog)
During high season, Luxury Suites are available at $56.70 for the first dog and $45.70 for the second dog (includes two free playtimes per dog)
To our recent conversation at work where we nearly had an attack from laughing, I was telling oishi that we were trying to work out what to do with my dogs when i leave. Her solution: DOGGIE HOTELS! What the hell?
Bedding and Toys
All guests enjoy comfortable trampoline beds with warm snuggly sheepskin rugs 'Cool in summer, warm in winter'. As our special gift all dogs receive a complimentary warm hydro bath and blow dry before going home.
Weight Loss
Our weigh loss program is designed to get rid of those stubborn kilos and is tailored to each individual dog. Just like having their own personal trainer
LUXURY SUITES
During low season, Luxury Suites are available at $47.80 for the first dog and $35.90 for the second dog (includes two free playtimes per dog)
During high season, Luxury Suites are available at $56.70 for the first dog and $45.70 for the second dog (includes two free playtimes per dog)
Hands off our BLOG!
TO THE HOME & AWAY PRODUCERS
I am onto you guys. I know you have discovered our blog and are using it to update ur storylines on the show. This was so obvious after the recent episode where the sutherland twins discovered that were swapped at birth. Like hello that's HI!!! My own HI script was the whole Ivy, Candy and Cassandra swapped at birth. To add to this Jade on the show started taking drugs, Yes drugs. To add to this, Hayley (My Bec Cartright) celebrates her 21st bday. They make a punch!!! YES a punch that screws everyone over. Like hello my 23rd bday. Max gets drunk and vomits on a girl! We all know who this is. Inconsiderate bitch! Then they have the nerve to drive a car off a cliff. Hello deadmans creek!
Warning - Anything used from this blog will have extreme and very painful circumstances!!!
I am onto you guys. I know you have discovered our blog and are using it to update ur storylines on the show. This was so obvious after the recent episode where the sutherland twins discovered that were swapped at birth. Like hello that's HI!!! My own HI script was the whole Ivy, Candy and Cassandra swapped at birth. To add to this Jade on the show started taking drugs, Yes drugs. To add to this, Hayley (My Bec Cartright) celebrates her 21st bday. They make a punch!!! YES a punch that screws everyone over. Like hello my 23rd bday. Max gets drunk and vomits on a girl! We all know who this is. Inconsiderate bitch! Then they have the nerve to drive a car off a cliff. Hello deadmans creek!
Warning - Anything used from this blog will have extreme and very painful circumstances!!!
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Cherry and the CEO
We called cherry during our lunch break when we were in the meeting room. Cherry was on speaker. As cherry was goin on about how much wine she is bringing to her party our CEO walked in. Cherry there better be wine at this party now!!!
The Asian Travel Agent
The Drugged up Travel Agent!
What the hell was that? She sends me to an asian travel agent at haymarket because the tickets are supposed to be cheaper. I rock up to the agent after 2hrs trying to find a tiny door that leads me upstairs. I arrive upstairs, pick up a europe travel leaflet and walk in. The asian women serves me, has no idea what the hell im on about. I ask her for a round the world ticket she tells me its over $3000 when the leaflet says $2000. I show the leaflet to her. She goes "Oh where did u get that from, I havent seen that". I wait until oishi comes. The asian women still drugged up doesnt know what the hell is going on. She quotes me $2500 to London and Turkey. We ask her how much it is just for a plane ticket to Turkey. She gives us the same price. For fucks sake oishi u might as well go to London as well then. The women has no idea what were asking. She hasnt even heard of Istanbul. She tried to send me to hong kong. What the hell was all that about???
What the hell was that? She sends me to an asian travel agent at haymarket because the tickets are supposed to be cheaper. I rock up to the agent after 2hrs trying to find a tiny door that leads me upstairs. I arrive upstairs, pick up a europe travel leaflet and walk in. The asian women serves me, has no idea what the hell im on about. I ask her for a round the world ticket she tells me its over $3000 when the leaflet says $2000. I show the leaflet to her. She goes "Oh where did u get that from, I havent seen that". I wait until oishi comes. The asian women still drugged up doesnt know what the hell is going on. She quotes me $2500 to London and Turkey. We ask her how much it is just for a plane ticket to Turkey. She gives us the same price. For fucks sake oishi u might as well go to London as well then. The women has no idea what were asking. She hasnt even heard of Istanbul. She tried to send me to hong kong. What the hell was all that about???
Friday, April 16, 2004
Mey Screwed us over!
The Vomit Bitch
Mey screwed us over. She knew that we have been planning for weeks that we were going to wonderland this weekend. So what does she do? She organises a birthday for herself to out do our event. Well I hope that someone spikes Cherry's drink and she vomits all over you sweetheart. Cuz if anyone deserves to be vomited on its you. You should be tied up and have the entires shelbourne clubbers vomits on you head to toe. You should be a vomit victim. What type of a sick person vomits in my car and expects to get away with it.
Mey screwed us over. She knew that we have been planning for weeks that we were going to wonderland this weekend. So what does she do? She organises a birthday for herself to out do our event. Well I hope that someone spikes Cherry's drink and she vomits all over you sweetheart. Cuz if anyone deserves to be vomited on its you. You should be tied up and have the entires shelbourne clubbers vomits on you head to toe. You should be a vomit victim. What type of a sick person vomits in my car and expects to get away with it.
EXCUSE ME?!
1. Before we got on the ride, YOU asked me what it was. I said, you lean against the wall and they spin you really really fast and you can't move your body. You know, like a centrifuge? You were ok and went onto the ride. I warned you. I told you what will happen. Its not my fault. You screwed yourself over.
2. I sat in the front last year and I got soaked. Its your turn. Besides, you made me protect your camera.
3. Don't forget you threw away a few $1 as well. I was trying to win the bloody scooby doll you kept bitching about. Oh about the Panther. This guy, walks up to a game stand and takes a panther....
4. What type of sick person goes from buying 4 showbags to "I think i'm over showbags". You deserved everything you got.
5. You stole a bag of cheese and shoved it in my bag and made me walk around in the sun for a few hours. We took the cheese out and everything was covered in oil.
6. I asked you to look around for food. You were being a whiney bastard. Serves you right. I hope you starved.
7. You tried to take a photo of the bull's nuts.
2. I sat in the front last year and I got soaked. Its your turn. Besides, you made me protect your camera.
3. Don't forget you threw away a few $1 as well. I was trying to win the bloody scooby doll you kept bitching about. Oh about the Panther. This guy, walks up to a game stand and takes a panther....
4. What type of sick person goes from buying 4 showbags to "I think i'm over showbags". You deserved everything you got.
5. You stole a bag of cheese and shoved it in my bag and made me walk around in the sun for a few hours. We took the cheese out and everything was covered in oil.
6. I asked you to look around for food. You were being a whiney bastard. Serves you right. I hope you starved.
7. You tried to take a photo of the bull's nuts.
Easter Show!!!
The Scentific ride from hell!
She made me go on this ride which i seriously thought i was having a stroke on. We went into this spaceship type of thing, leaned against a wall. Once the ride started my face was really hard, I couldnt move any part of my body. My heart started skipping beats. I didnt know what the hell was goin on. I felt sick. I thought i was having a stroke. I tried putting my hand on my chest to see if i was breathing, I couldnt move my hand. I felt pain and scared.
The River ride
She insisted i sit in the front. So i did. I was soaked wet with dirty water.
Throwing away a $1 and the panther bear
She kept playing games and throwing $1 coins away. Something had to happen. So nothing more needs to be said then the panther bear.
Showbags
After last year, I realised there wasnt that much great showbags. when i turned around and told her that i was over the showbags, she swung her hand and slap me smack bang in the showbags area.
Sampling ridiculous food
I said lets get breakfast, she said lets sample free food. We walked around for 40mins sampling food. I starved to death.
The Gozleme stand!
I can't believe we missed the turkish gozleme stand! So annoyed!
She made me go on this ride which i seriously thought i was having a stroke on. We went into this spaceship type of thing, leaned against a wall. Once the ride started my face was really hard, I couldnt move any part of my body. My heart started skipping beats. I didnt know what the hell was goin on. I felt sick. I thought i was having a stroke. I tried putting my hand on my chest to see if i was breathing, I couldnt move my hand. I felt pain and scared.
The River ride
She insisted i sit in the front. So i did. I was soaked wet with dirty water.
Throwing away a $1 and the panther bear
She kept playing games and throwing $1 coins away. Something had to happen. So nothing more needs to be said then the panther bear.
Showbags
After last year, I realised there wasnt that much great showbags. when i turned around and told her that i was over the showbags, she swung her hand and slap me smack bang in the showbags area.
Sampling ridiculous food
I said lets get breakfast, she said lets sample free food. We walked around for 40mins sampling food. I starved to death.
The Gozleme stand!
I can't believe we missed the turkish gozleme stand! So annoyed!
Monday, April 12, 2004
By popular demand...
Well......not really. I was just harrassed by someone to make a banner from Labby's toe. So here it is. Btw, he caught me taking a picture of his barefoot so he slipped his thongs on only to have me take another picture. And no i'm not sick. SOMEONE made me take a picture......
Saturday, April 10, 2004
I'm ashamed of myself......
I can't believe I havent screwed you over for so long!! WHATS GOING ON? Are we both getting a conscience? Things seems to have toned down abit after you got Vicky to run into a tree and practically ripping her arm off.....but really! This is ridiculous! I think we're in a rut. Its like a relationship where the spark has gone out of it.....but I shall do something about it! From this day forth, I vow to try and screw you over sideways and inside out with every opportunity god presents me! No longer shall I listen to that sympathetic voice in my heart. I SHALL FACE THAT VOICE AND SAY "SHUT UP YOU INCONSIDERATE BITCH". I will turn myself into a cold heartless bitch (colder heartless bitch to be exact) and turn ur life into living hell.
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
The "Nice" food
SOMEONE wanted lasagne. So he decides to order "proper" lasagne from an italian restaurant cos the rest just wasnt authentic enough! They didn't believe me that the restaurant doesnt open for lunch mon-thur so they called them up. This was the following conversation my workmate had:
"Hi are you open for lunch? *pause* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT OPEN?! That's JUST SO WRONG!! *pause* BUT I WANT MY LASAGNE!! *Pause* BUT I WANT LASAGNE FOR LUNCH!!! *Pause* Oh we want 3 lasagnes! No wait! 2 lasagnes! Your putting it in the oven now? *Pause* Ok so we just rock up and go inside the door that says CLOSED?"
And so dimitri went to the restaurant to pick up their lasagne only to come back with a container of tomato sauce.....a few slices of dough with absolutely no meat and no vegies in it for $12 each.
"Why don't you go to XYZ shop to pick up the $6 mega large chunk beef lasagne?"
"NO! I WANT PROPER LASAGNE!"
This time you screwed yourself dear.
"Hi are you open for lunch? *pause* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT OPEN?! That's JUST SO WRONG!! *pause* BUT I WANT MY LASAGNE!! *Pause* BUT I WANT LASAGNE FOR LUNCH!!! *Pause* Oh we want 3 lasagnes! No wait! 2 lasagnes! Your putting it in the oven now? *Pause* Ok so we just rock up and go inside the door that says CLOSED?"
And so dimitri went to the restaurant to pick up their lasagne only to come back with a container of tomato sauce.....a few slices of dough with absolutely no meat and no vegies in it for $12 each.
"Why don't you go to XYZ shop to pick up the $6 mega large chunk beef lasagne?"
"NO! I WANT PROPER LASAGNE!"
This time you screwed yourself dear.
